
Beer
Pong Table
A young man in his mid twenties
in 2007, who is one of my wife's former students and who became a
family friend after graduating from college, came to us and said he
had need of a beer pong table. Since we had never heard of such a
thing, we asked him to provide the specifications and the materials,
and we agreed to proceed with his request. He gave us the dimensions
and strength requirements (evidently it had to be strong enough to
support one or more drunk people either sitting or stretched out).
After we completed what you see above and finished
the top, the young man painted the sides and legs hunter green and
carted it off to beer pong country.
The table is about
8 feet long and 40 inches wide and can be disassembled for transport.
We have never heard any complaints about the table's not serving its
assigned function.
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Chippendale
Style Headboard
The headboard, designed by my
wife's mother, is for a queen size bed owned by my wife's parents.
It was designed to match the other bedroom furniture and is meant
to be bolted to a steel bed frame. We completed the headboard in June
2008, and my wife and I transported it in our pickup to Sedona, Arizona
in July 2008. The posts and cross support
assembly was completed in Sedona.
The headboard is now
secured to the bedframe in Arizona and in use (See inset). The in-laws
were thrilled, and, we must say, we were pleased with the outcome
ourselves. The headboard is 64 inches high and 60 inches wide, finished
in dark mahogany--and it did perfectly match the rest of the in-law's
bedroom furniture.

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Boat
Birdhouse
I love to
build birdhouses because they are quick and simple. I can see my finsihed
product in one or two days. This boat birdhouse, built in 2007, was
made for my first boss in teaching, a man I grealty respected but
had lost contact with for twenty years after he retired. Out of the
blue, he contacted me by email four years after I had retired
and invited us to his shore home on Cedar Bonnet Island near Long
Beach Island, New Jersey.
For a guest present
I took him this birdhouse shaped like a boat because he liked the
shore and boats. We had a great reunion and talked about old times;
in fact, he took my wife and me out for a ride in his boat. After
that we visited back and forth a couple of times, but four months
after our reunion, he suddenly died at the age of 81. Giving him this
birdhouse was a great pleasure. Incidentally, the opening for the
bird can't be seen, but it is in the back of the cabin.
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Bird
Feeder
Bird feeders are as much fun to
make as birdhouses and just as easy. This simple hanging feeder, pictured
after an ice storm in 2007, is outside our double diningroom windows
and gives us endless pleasure. Feeders are more fun to have than birhouses
because they attract birds of many varieties every day. This particular
type of feeder is easy to make, and is easy to fill and maintain;
repairs are minimal.
Besides the usual sparrows, doves,
titmice, nuthatches and chicadees, we've also seen grossbeaks, scarlet
tanagers and a few other rarer varities of birds. We've even attracted
a small hawk who lingers nearby to prey upon the sparrows and squirrels.
It's interesting to see that birds have the same pursuits as humans--always
vying for power and position and sometimes strutting their stuff to
attract the opposite sex.
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Windmill
Birdhouse
The windmill is another whimsical
production. Secured to our back porch, the windmill gives us some
sense of wind speed and it is fun to watch in the same way the water
wheel is fun to watch--it accomplishes nothing and generates nothing,
but it goes round and round. It's on a swivel so it indicates wind
direction, but it suffers damage over time and needs frequent repairs
when it faces winds over 35 miles per hour. I'm working on making
improvements to the wheel itself, replacing the thin wood paddles
with aluminum paddles.
The birdhouse in the bottom of
the mill has had many lookers but no permanent takers. One bird did
build a nest in there but abandoned it before laying any eggs. The
wind causes great vibrations to the birdhouse and scares the birds
away from permanent occupancy.

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Water
Wheel
The water wheel is a product of
pure whimsy. There is a pump in the bottom of the trough in what might
be call a "powerhouse." A small plastic hose runs up the
long wooden shaft. When the water is pumped up the shaft and into
the spout, it drops on to the wheel and makes the wheel turn. The
object is to sit and relax as you watch the wheel turn. There is a
set of wheels from an old baby stroller on one end and a handle on
the other, making the whole apparatus easy to move about and store
in the winter.
The wheel is made of cedar with
aluminum cross hatches through which the axle passes. The axle runs
to bearings embedded in oak uprights on either side. The base, or
spillway, is made of oak. Making the spillway of oak was a mistake
as it does not stand up well to the wetness. I should have used cedar
there also. I have to say it is fun to watch, though perhaps moreso
for me than for others.
Interesting note about the
pump: When I went to buy a pump for a fish tank or small pond, the
pump was very expensive. I went to a masonry supply store and found
a similar pump for about one-fifth the price. It's the same pump that
is used to supply water to a tile cutter.
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Dave's
Birdhouse
Dave is a friend of ours who owns
an excavating business, so when we were invited to his fortieth birthday
party, we decided to build a birdhouse reminiscent of his huge shop
and garage where he stores and works on his equipment. What you see
is the result. I built the birdhouse, and my wife rounded up the appropriate-sized
equipment.
It was quite an undertaking because
we had to surround the birdhouse with the approximate landscaping
around his shop, then secure the equipment so it wouldn't be affected
by the weather. Dave was thrilled and said the birdhouse was too nice
to put outside. As you can see in the inset, the bird entrance is
on the end of the building. There is a similar hole on the other end,
and the birdhouse has a divider inside.
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Country
Secretary- view 1
Unbelievable as it sounds, I
started this solid cherry secretary/cupboard in 1992 and finished
it in April of 2009. My wife, then my fiance, and I lived in a small
apartment and decided we needed some storage in the kitchen. I started
this secretary to be a cupboard in that apartment kitchen. After we
had built the top and bottom sections, we decided to buy a small jelly
cupboard we had found and use that in the kitchen instead because
the cupboard appeared too large for that kitchen.
So the cupboard, built in two
sections, remained under plastic covers in a corner of the shop for
sixteen years. The doors had never been built and the middle section
was originally meant to be open. But in 2008 we decided we needed
a place in our present kitchen to organize our bill paying and other
sundries, so my wife suggested we could use the unfinished cupboard.
We decided to turn the cupboard
into a secretary by making the middle section with pigeon holes and
a fold down writing surface. We finsihed it and moved it into the
house on May 2, 2009. The secretary, as we now call it, is solid cherry,
but the doors and fold-down are a brownish cherry which contrasts
nicely with the very aged red cherry of the secretary's main structure.
(Cherry turns darker over time as it is exposed to light, so the old
part of the secretary had darkened very nicely as it sat for 16 years
in the corner.) The secondary wood is pine for the shelves and back.
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Country
Secretary-view 2
This is
the secretary with the fold-down writing surface open. The hinge is
crude and very unusual: each side has a hand wrought bolt driven from
the cabinet's side into the fold-down door itself. It works pretty well.
The result is a slightly angled writing surface when the door is open.
It actually turned out to work better than I had anticipated.
The
pigeon holes are many and deep, and they serve well to contain all manner
of organizational needs. They too are cherry, cut thin and coarsely
finished.
The
final finish on the rest of the secretary consists of three hand rubbed
layers of varnish, followed by an application of Butcher's Wax. The
knobs on the doors are hand turned and also of cherry.
The
secretary is about 78 inches high and 40 inches wide. Each door has
a raised panel and is joined in each corner by a short mortise and tenon,
secured by two blind dowels.
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Casket
(front)

Casket (side)
While
this is a little macabre to discuss, above is what my wife and I plan
to make our final resting place--at least until our ashes are scattered
to the wind. While we call it our casket, it is, in fact, merely a
box for our ashes after we have been cremated. In this picture, the
box is not quite finished. It will have hinges and another coat of
varnish.
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